Chapter 17 of 100
Chapter 0017: Unjust, Unjust
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Lin Yi didn't expect Chen Yushu to remember so clearly. At this moment, it was meaningless to deny it, so he could only lower his head and admit, "Alright, it was my fault. I was curious and entered a password randomly, and unexpectedly, I entered this channel... But I didn't watch it. When I saw what the channel was, I quickly turned off the TV..."
"Is that so?" Chen Yushu naturally didn't believe him, looking at Lin Yi with suspicion.
"Of course it's true..." Lin Yi looked aggrieved; what he said was basically true.
"Hmph!" Chen Yushu snorted. She didn't want to argue with Lin Yi over this issue, so she casually picked up the remote control for the set-top box on the coffee table, ready to change the channel. However, her gaze fell on a ball of tissue on the table! The tissue wasn't wrapped tightly, and from the outside, one could vaguely see some sticky liquid inside...
"What is this?" Chen Yushu's face turned green, and her voice trembled, "Oh, Lin Yi, you actually watched porn on TV at Yaoyao's house and did such a vulgar thing..."
"What did I do?" Lin Yi was taken aback and followed Chen Yushu's gaze to the coffee table. When he saw the used tissue, he suddenly realized something! Damn, could it be this bad?
Lin Yi knew Chen Yushu must have misunderstood. The tissue with the sticky substance, combined with the AV he had watched earlier, naturally raised suspicions... Lin Yi felt so wronged, what kind of situation was this?
"Yushu... don't misunderstand, I just arrived in the north and am not used to the climate. I have a cold, and this is the tissue I used to wipe my nose. If you don't believe me, you can check it yourself..." Lin Yi said, picking up the tissue from the coffee table and opening it to show Chen Yushu.
"Take it away!" Chen Yushu screamed, "I don't want to see such a disgusting thing, Lin Yi, you bastard!"
Lin Yi was a bit embarrassed but had no choice. Since Chen Yushu didn't believe him, he couldn't force her to look. He reluctantly put the tissue aside, "Whether you believe me or not, I really didn't..."
Chen Yushu's eyes twinkled, and she suddenly had an idea, "I've changed my mind. I don't want to eat instant noodles anymore. Go cook for me!"
"Huh?" Lin Yi was stunned and asked, "Why?"
"Hmph, because I have something on you. If you don't go, I'll tell Uncle Chu that you... you watched porn at home and scared Yaoyao and me!" Chen Yushu said with a sly smile.
Lin Yi's forehead immediately broke out in a few black lines. Unjust, unjust! But where could he go to clear his name? If the old man found out, his life would be over.
Lin Yi took a deep breath and gritted his teeth, "You're ruthless."
"Ruthless? You're the one who did such a shocking thing!" Chen Yushu was not to be outdone.
Lin Yi was speechless. Although he had conceded, he couldn't resist retaliating against Chen Yushu, "But, do you dare eat the food I cook with these hands?"
"Oh, no problem. The book says it's all protein, and it's good for beauty!" Chen Yushu said nonchalantly.
Lin Yi was completely speechless. Chen Yushu was a little devil, much more troublesome than Chu Mengyao. Chu Mengyao at most just disliked him, but this girl was always trying to get him into trouble.
However, what surprised Lin Yi was how Chen Yushu seemed like a different person now. She had just called the tissue disgusting and told him to take it away, but now she was saying it was good for beauty...
"What do you want to eat?" Lin Yi asked.
"Anything is fine. I don't know what's in the kitchen, you check it out." Chen Yushu changed her position to a more comfortable one, lying on the sofa in a very alluring manner. Her smooth calves were half-exposed from her pajamas, swinging back and forth, making Lin Yi's certain parts, which had just calmed down, react again.
"Alright..." Lin Yi, afraid Chen Yushu would notice his embarrassment, bent over and walked toward the kitchen. He hadn't taken two steps when Chen Yushu called him back.
"Arrow Brother, what's wrong? Why are you acting like a shrimp?" Chen Yushu found Lin Yi's bent posture strange, but when she saw his lower body, she immediately understood what he was doing. Her face turned red, and she quickly turned her head away, "How disgusting!"
Lin Yi didn't bother to explain. Since he had been caught, he might as well stand up straight and quickly walk to the kitchen.
Chen Yushu watched Lin Yi's retreating back and a cunning smile appeared on her lips. Hmph, do you think I'm a fool? I know it's snot. We learned in school that it's milky white and has a special smell, which can be detected from a distance. Although Chen Yushu had never smelled it, she had been sitting on the sofa for a long time and hadn't noticed any special smell from the tissue, so it clearly didn't have any.
Moreover, the most important point was that, according to the internet, a man's lower body becomes soft after that. Looking at Lin Yi's state just now, he didn't look like he had just relieved himself.
However, Chen Yushu wouldn't tell Lin Yi this. She would take advantage of the situation and use this as leverage to threaten him. Hmph, we'll see if he dares not listen to me next time.
Having a free assistant is really great. Smelling the delicious aroma coming from the kitchen, Chen Yushu felt even more confident in her decision.
When Lin Yi arrived in the kitchen, he was surprised. The kitchen facilities were quite good, much better than the big earthen stove in his rural home. Everything was modern. He saw a cute little apron hanging on the wall, with a SpongeBob SquarePants pattern. It looked new and hadn't been used much. It seemed that these two girls were used to being served and had never cooked themselves.
Lin Yi put on the apron and started looking for ingredients to cook. In the refrigerator, there were some tomatoes, spinach, celery, and a few eggs, but the quantities were small. It seemed that Uncle Fu had prepared them for Chu Mengyao just in case, but whether Chu Mengyao ever cooked was unknown. As the most trusted person of Chu Pengzhan, Uncle Fu naturally considered everything.
Checking the staples, there was flour and rice. Lin Yi decided to make some noodles and a simple Yangchun noodle soup, as he was also hungry.
Cooking was second nature to Lin Yi. He had been taking care of the old man at home for years. With all the kitchen tools available here, Lin Yi quickly mixed the dough and started pulling the noodles. Soon, a bundle of thin, chewy noodles appeared on the cutting board.