Ch32 - How about doing a handstand in women’s clothing?

Edited by kat

Wen Xi sent out this message, deliberately not saying that he had already refused them. He had wanted to see Mo Chen’s reaction, but he didn’t expect that Mo Chen wouldn’t respond for a long time.

Wen Xi was a little uneasy. Just as he had typed the first character, about to confess the truth, he received a long paragraph from Mo Chen that contained all of YEY and MQ’s black materials from over the years.

Finally, Mo Chen had actually provided his own summary.

Mo Chen: Don’t you know that YEY’s captain is a fool, a giant big baby? If you enter YEY, don’t expect the captain to take care of you like I do. Instead, you would have to spend all your time taking care of him. MQ’s captain is responsible, and he’s okay as a commander, but he’s too strict, just like a school principal. Every day, he keeps an eye on whether you train well, and he is also personally involved with the youth training team. You will be too stressed to even breathe with him as your teammate. After a while, all of his teammates end up suffering from depression.

Mo Chen: And then there’s the club. YEY’s benefits are decent. Lightning may have told you that their salaries are higher than that of an average club, but is my CLM an average club? Whatever they give you, I’ll double it. Not even mentioning MQ, that shabby club, and their low wages, the club will even take half of any competition prize. I haven’t seen such a stingy club in a long time.

Wen Xi looked at Mo Chen’s rapid-fire speech and didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

He felt that even if he didn’t promise Mo Chen to go to his club in advance, in terms of recruiting people, Mo Chen could still achieve a complete victory over Lightning and CC.

Finally, Wen Xi decided to stop teasing Mo Chen and replied with a sentence.

Wen Xi: En, so I turned them down.

Mo Chen had originally wanted to go on and say bad things about YEY and MQ’s coaches, but he suddenly saw what Wen Xi sent him. His fingers paused their tapping at his keyboard and he let out a sigh of relief, deleting everything that he had just written, word by word.

It was only then that he realized—Wen Xi did this on purpose ba?

However, Mo Chen didn’t mind. On the contrary, he was a little proud.

Sure enough, he didn’t give him the ring for nothing!

Mo Chen: Then that’s good.

Wen Xi: You should put some more trust in me.

Mo Chen: En, my fault.

Knowing that Wen Xi had rejected YEY and MQ, Mo Chen’s mood had improved. No matter what blame Wen Xi threw at him, he was willing to carry it.

Mo Chen: It’s late, so go to bed early.

Wen Xi: Mmhmm.

Mo Chen: If your hands are sore, you can apply hot compresses to them. From now on, you can’t play that desperately anymore.

Wen Xi: Understood. Go to sleep ba, good night.

Mo Chen: Good night.

Mo Chen said good night and then laid down to sleep. However, as soon as he thought of Wen Xi refusing YEY and MQ, he couldn’t help laughing. As a result, he was too excited, and he couldn’t sleep for a while.

After seeing Mo Chen’s “good night”, Wen Xi waited a few minutes to make sure that he wouldn’t send another message. Then he dimmed his cellphone’s screen and took off his clothes to take a bath.

He had really gone too hard today, and his wrist was definitely sore.

When he poured hot water over it, the soreness seemed to alleviate a bit. But once he finished his bath and laid down on the bed, his wrist felt sore again.

Wen Xi tried to endure the pain and fell asleep, but he woke up in the middle of the night.

He rubbed the sore part of his wrist with his other hand, and then he took out his cellphone and looked at the time—a little past 2 a.m……

He had thought it was at least 5 a.m, but it was just a little past 2?

Wen Xi got up and went to the toilet before going back to sleep. Then he was awakened by the pain at 5 a.m., and couldn’t go back to sleep at all.

He had to get up, wet a towel with hot water, and wrap it around his wrist as a hot compress.

That morning’s training was, of course, skipped.

Before today, Wen Xi had thought that it was possible for him to enter the top 30 in the overseas server within the time period that he had agreed to with Blue Wolf.

However, after today, he felt that it was hopeless—unless he risked his life, no matter how he calculated it, he wouldn’t make it in time.

As for risking his life, even if his brain told him that he could do it, his hands were saying no.

In the end, it was all Wolf Ge’s fault! It would be fine if you put yourself onto a road to ruin, but why did he have to pull him on it too?

Wen Xi sighed.

Finally, on the morning before the appointed date, he called Magic Xi and said, “Accompany me to buy a skirt ba…”

“Hahahahahaha!” Magic Xi laughed for a long time without giving him any face, before holding back her laughter to reply, “Okay, I’ll meet you after I pack my bags. I’ll probably get there at 1 p.m.”

“Uh, at 1 p.m….”

Wen Xi wanted to say that he had to livestream then, but Magic Xi interrupted him and said with some excitement, “Outdoor livestream ah dear~”

“So shameful…” Wen Xi imagined the scene, and his whole body was resisting.

Magic Xi retorted, “What is shame? Can you eat it? Outdoor livestreams are very profitable, okay! Especially since it’s your first outdoor livestream, even if you just show your face, there will be a lot of stream followers smashing gifts at you!”

Really?

Wen Xi had a suspicious expression, but on second thought, he could go out to buy a skirt and also not skip livestreaming, so it seemed pretty good?

Magic Xi said, “Don’t wuss out! Worst comes to worst, I’ll join you in revealing my face!”

“Alright ba.” In the end, Wen Xi chose to compromise—if he had to show his face, then he would just show his face. Anyway, he would have to show his face sooner or later, but now he was even showing it while wearing women’s clothing…

Magic Xi and Wen Xi weren’t in the same city, but they weren’t too far apart. They could travel to each other’s city quickly by high-speed rail.

Magic Xi started her trip in the morning and arrived on time to a hotel near Wen Xi at 1 p.m.

By this time, Wen Xi had already charged his phone and turned on the camera—the rear camera of the cellphone, of course.

[Hmm?]

[This can’t be the place where God Xi lives ba?]

[AHHHH we can see Xixi’s face today?!]

This was Wen Xi’s first outdoor livestream, so he was a little nervous. He cleared his throat, and only then found his voice to say, “Er, it’s like this. I had a bet with Wolf Ge a month ago?”

[Women’s clothing!]

[Hahaha, I understood immediately!]

Wen Xi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He continued, “Yes, if we couldn’t break into the top 30 of the overseas servers in a month, we would have to wear women’s clothing…. Right now I’m ranked 47 in the overseas servers, and I can’t make it into the top 30 in one day, so I’m going out today to do some preparations and buy some women’s clothing… ”

[Looking forward to it!]

[How about an ultra-short miniskirt?]

[How about doing a handstand in women’s clothing?]

“Have you guys really become seized with crazy ideas oh?” When Wen Xi was talking, he saw people sending [bathing suit] and stuff like that. He really wanted to say, “If I dare to wear it, would you guys dare to watch?”

However, he didn’t say it after thinking about it. There was probably nothing his stream followers didn’t dare to not watch.

“I’m ready to go out now,” Wen Xi said, taking his keys and bus pass, “It’d be embarrassing to buy a dress on my own, so I called Magic Xi. She’s already near my home right now…. Yes, the person in charge of my channel. She will help me with the makeup tomorrow, so she’s staying near my home for two days.”

This past month, Magic Xi had sent more than one message to Wen Xi, crazily hinting that she wanted to personally do his makeup for him. Wen Xi had finally decided to satisfy her.

As for the dress, because Magic Xi hadn’t seen Wen Xi herself and wasn’t sure of his size, she decided to take him to buy it after meeting him.

Today Wen Xi today was wearing a loose gray sweater, jeans, and sneakers—all easy to change in and out of.

Soon after he went downstairs, he saw a woman in white sportswear waving to him and calling out, “Xixi~”

Hearing this, Wen Xi immediately recognized her as Magic Xi.

Different from what he had imagined, Magic Xi looked very young, like a college girl.

She had light makeup on her face, and he could tell that her facial features were pretty good.

Although she wasn’t so pretty that anyone looking at her would be stunned, but under the camera’s filters, she could still count as a beauty.

Wen Xi felt relieved after he saw her, as if he had seen one of his relatives. When he approached her, he found that he was a whole head taller than her.

Eh, what a small Magic Xi. For some reason it was kind of cute?

“Magic Xi Jie.” Wen Xi moved his cellphone away, looking down at Magic Xi and laughing.

Magic Xi also couldn’t help laughing, “You’re even more handsome than I imagined. Why don’t you show your face in your livestreams?”

After Magic Xi spoke, the barrage exploded instantly.

[Holy shit, I’m suddenly curious!]

[AHHHH I want to see God Xi’s face!]

[Xixi, hurry up and show your face AHHHH!]

Wen Xi still wasn’t ready yet….

“Wait a minute ba?” he replied hesitantly.

Magic Xi also didn’t force him, saying, “We’ll get in the car first.”

“En,” Wen Xi said, letting out a breath of relief.

The two of them hailed a taxi on the side of the road. After getting in the car, Magic Xi helped Wen Xi adjust the position and angle of the cellphone, and then suddenly switched to the phone’s front-facing camera.

“Eh?!” Wen Xi was surprised to see his face on the screen.

He hadn’t even realized what was going on when he heard Magic Xi snicker and say, “The face you guys wanted is here~ Aren’t you going to quickly smash some gifts?”

[AHHHHHHH I’M DEAD!]

[Xixi is so cute ahhhhhhh!]

[Our God Xi is super good looking!]

Similar lines ran across the screen in the barrage, followed by a series of gifts.

Wen Xi was stunned for a moment before he reacted, picking several people to thank and somewhat helplessly glaring at Magic Xi next to him. He said, “I still wasn’t ready yet…”

“Hahaha, it’s okay now. You saved the time it would have taken you to prepare!”

Magic Xi had just spoken when suddenly, a blindingly bright line slowly floated across the barrage, covering the entire screen.

[System] Momo smashed 100 deep-water torpedoes for you! With the message: “Handsome.”

The smile on Wen Xi’s face froze. When he realized that Mo Chen was watching his livestream, his face started to burn uncontrollably. He then hurriedly turned the camera around and said, “Cough, thank you Momo for the 100 deep-water torpedoes… That’s it for today, and I’ll let you guys see your fill tomorrow.”

Wen Xi kept his tone as calm as possible, but some of his more sensitive stream followers still caught some amazing details.

[Did God Xi blush just now?]

[Did Xixi get shy after seeing Momo?]

[Ahhhhhhh the CP I ship really is real!]

These lines in the barrage made Wen Xi’s heart race, but he didn’t know how he should react, so he could only pretend that he hadn’t seen anything.

Beside him, Magic Xi drew closer to take a look at the barrage, then looked at Wen Xi’s face and snickered a bit. However, she left him a lot of face by not saying anything.

Soon, they arrived at their destination. Wen Xi and Magic Xi got off and entered the shopping mall.

Because some shops didn’t allow video or photography, Wen Xi explained to his stream followers and turned off his livestream.

The moment he quit his livestream, Wen Xi was obviously relieved, so Magic Xi finally asked him, “Is something fishy going on between you and Momo?”

Wen Xi looked at her speechlessly, “….No.”

“Blue Wolf and Ai Zhe also say that there’s nothing fishy going on between them,” Magic Xi said.

“There’s really nothing going on between me and Momo…” Wen Xi said, then suddenly realized something, “Huh? What about Blue Wolf and Ai Zhe?”

“It doesn’t matter if I tell you. In fact, they live together oh~” Magic Xi said as she walked, “The addresses they filled in on their personal data were indeed different, so at first I thought they were next door neighbors. But when I went to visit Ai Zhe on his birthday, I found out that they were living in the same place! It’s just that their apartment is so big that it spans two bedrooms. ”

After a pause, Magic Xi added, “For example, they write 101 and 102, but 101 and 102 are the same place. Saying it like that, you understand ba?”

“I understand!” Wen Xi responded, thinking that this might count as conclusive evidence—the WolfPig CP actually turned out to be real!

*

Magic Xi had brought all the necessary wigs and necklaces and stuff, so they only needed to buy a dress this time.

Wen Xi didn’t really care about the dress, so he left it completely up to Magic Xi to pick.

Therefore, although it was Magic Xi accompanying him to buy a dress, it looked like he had accompanied Magic Xi to buy a dress.

There was a female shop attendant who noticed that Wen Xi was handsome, so she took the initiative to strike up a conversation. Her first sentence was, “Accompanying your girlfriend to buy a dress ah?”

Wen Xi, of course, went along with this and replied, “Yes ah.”

As a result, Magic Xi heard them and turned around, giving him a look and mouthing—you’re taking advantage of me!

Wen Xi turned his head and looked far away, pretending to have seen nothing.

Magic Xi finished picking out some dresses, then pulled Wen Xi into the dressing room.

Before today, not even mentioning being in the same dressing room, Wen Xi hadn’t even sat down to eat a meal with the opposite sex before.

However, he didn’t know why, but being with Magic Xi made Wen Xi feel relaxed, so he wasn’t nervous at all.

Maybe it was because Magic Xi had been helping him this entire time, so she gave him a very reliable feeling ba.

Therefore, even if it was the first time they had met, they were just like friends who had known each other for a very long time.

Wen Xi tried on the three dresses selected by Magic Xi, and they actually all fit very well.

It was a miracle since Magic Xi hadn’t even flagrantly held up the dress up next to his body to compare the sizes.

“Which dress?” Of course Wen Xi handed over this kind of serious problem to Magic Xi.

He didn’t expect that Magic Xi was also slightly distressed. She said, “This is the only bad thing about being handsome. You will always look good no matter what you wear.”

Wen Xi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “So just randomly pick one?”

Magic Xi didn’t respond. She looked between the dresses before finally deciding, “Buy them all ba!”

“Ah?” Wen Xi thought he heard wrong, “Don’t ba. I’ll just wear it a bit tomorrow, and it’s impossible that I’ll wear it later…”

“You just set up a flag, which has strengthened my resolve to buy them all.”

Wen Xi: “…”

Looking at Wen Xi’s speechless appearance, she couldn’t help laughing and patted his shoulder in consolation, “It’s alright la, I’m paying for it anyway!”

Wen Xi asked, “Why are you paying? I’ll do it ba. After all, it’s for me to wear…”

“You’re the one who said it. You’re just going to wear it for a day ah!” Magic Xi interrupted him and said, “If I buy them, I could alter them later to shorten their hems so I could also wear them.”

Finally, Magic Xi successfully persuaded Wen Xi to buy all three dresses.

On the way back, Wen Xi started his livestream again, showing his followers the dresses he had just bought.

Because they were in a car, it wasn’t easy to show the entire thing. Basically, he could only show the color and the material, and then let his stream followers help him to make a decision.

Of the three dresses, one was black, one was white, and the last was a Japanese-style student uniform dress, similar to the sailor fuku kind.

Wen Xi’s heart was actually more inclined to the black one, so he didn’t expect that the barrage would pick the white one.

What happened? Did they think he was more suitable in white?

At the same time, Ai Zhe, who was streaming duo matches with Ruby, suddenly bumped into Blue Wolf in the game and was almost taken out in one shot by Blue Wolf.

“Wtf! What’s the situation?” Ai Zhe couldn’t believe his eyes. After confirming that the person who shot at him was really Blue Wolf, he immediately switched to the nearby voice channel and asked, “Aren’t you playing in the overseas servers?”

Blue Wolf replied, “I gave up and decided to come to the national servers to abuse noobs for a bit and calm down.”

Ai Zhe yelled, “Shit! Do you dare I say that I’m a noob in your eyes? Then what are you, a pig?”

Blue Wolf replied, “Nonsense, aren’t you the pig?”

On the side, Ruby was having a hard time holding back her laughter—the banter between these two inexplicably gave the feeling of an old husband and wife, why was that?

Blue Wolf said, “If you’re not a noob, then prove it to me. Do you dare to make a bet with me?”

Ai Zhe asked,”What kind of bet?”

Blue Wolf said, “If I can kill you this match, then you have to take my place wearing women’s clothes tomorrow.”

Ai Zhe replied, “Heh, as if.”

Blue Wolf said, “Tch, it seems that you don’t dare. Noob ah!”

Ai Zhe retorted, “Damn it, let’s make a bet then. Are you afraid you can’t do it?! If I can kill you, then you have to stream yourself doing a handstand in women’s clothing tomorrow!”

Blue Wolf replied, “Come on ah!”

Ai Zhe yelled, “Let’s go!!”

Ruby covered her mouth and laughed until she was a mess—this was how male anchors stepped onto the road to ruin.

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The author has something to say:

Blue Wolf: If I can drag someone under with me, that still counts as another person.

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Juurensha: Hahahaha, Blue Wolf just being like if I’m going down, then I’m taking everyone with me!

kat: i thought xixi would ask momo to choose which dress… i’m sure he’ll see them all eventually though 🙂

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