Ch33 - This is my wife.

Edited by kat

Wen Xi only found out about how Blue Wolf and Ai Zhe had both thrown each other into a pit the next day when he was livestreaming.

He didn’t know how they did it, just that Ai Zhe was actually also going to be wearing women’s clothing, and that Blue Wolf was not only going to crossdress, but also do a handstand while crossdressing….

Afterwards, Ruby secretly told Wen Xi what had happened. Blue Wolf had “run into” them in the game and made a deal with Ai Zhe that if he could kill Ai Zhe, Ai Zhe would then have to crossdress instead of him. Ai Zhe agreed to the bet, and said that if he could kill Blue Wolf, then Blue Wolf would have to do a handstand while crossdressing.

The final result was that Blue Wolf shot and killed Ai Zhe, but Ai Zhe had thrown out a frag grenade before he had died and killed Blue Wolf, resulting in a lover’s double suicide.

In SGH, damage from thrown weapons weren’t affected by a player’s death.

That was to say, even if a player was killed, their grenade could still kill someone, but the kill wouldn’t count as the player’s and would instead be ruled an accident.

However, even if Ai Zhe didn’t kill Blue Wolf directly, Blue Wolf had still died because of him.

This resulted in their current situation.

Everyone thought their ending was hilarious, and it became wildly popular.

*

After Wen Xi started his livestream, he went next door to change into the dress.

With the help of Magic Xi, he put on his wig and confirmed with her that he didn’t look too strange. Only then did he totter out from next door and sit in front of the computer.

As soon as he sat down, he saw that the screen was covered by comments like [awsl], [I’m willing], [Fuck, my heart was moved], and [Beauty, who are you?]

In addition, his viewers were smashing all kinds of gifts.

Wen Xi looked at his appearance on the screen—straight bangs and long black hair. En, he did look very pretty….

His state of mind stabilized a lot.

“Why do I feel like you’re fine even without makeup?” Magic Xi looked between the Wen Xi on the screen and the Wen Xi sitting beside her. Suddenly, she felt at a loss for words. “This is too miraculous, you’re just wearing a wig.”

Magic Xi had seen Wen Xi crossdress before— when she went dress shopping with him yesterday.

At that time, Wen Xi hadn’t worn a wig, so he didn’t look quite right.

She didn’t expect that when he wore a wig today, not even mentioning his looks, his entire temperament had changed.

Wen Xi said, “Uh, if you feel like there’s no need for makeup, then we could just skip…”

“Be quiet,” Magic Xi interrupted him, ultimately deciding to help him wear some light makeup, “You’re exposed a soon as you speak.”

Wen Xi: “…..”

She was talking like the people watching his livestream didn’t know that he was a man.

Wen Xi was wearing the white dress that his stream followers had helped him choose. Looking at his upper body, it looked a bit like a wedding dress.

The white shawl covered his shoulders, obscuring his masculine features as much as possible and showing a softer side.

Magic Xi patiently helped him apply makeup for half an hour. After putting on eyeliner and mascara, even Wen Xi couldn’t recognize himself.

“Your eyelashes are so long ah,” Magic Xi couldn’t help sighing emotionally while doing his makeup, “Were your eyelashes trimmed when you were younger?”

Wen Xi replied, “I don’t know…”

Magic Xi interrupted, “Be quiet.”

Wen Xi: “….”

Then don’t ask me any questions ah….

After she finished doing Wen Xi’s makeup, Magic Xi helped him pick out an accessory for his neck.

Originally, she had wanted him to wear a necklace, but she later realized that his Adam’s apple needed to be covered, so she went back to the mall to buy a white lace neck accessory that matched the skirt.

After wearing the neck accessory, Wen Xi’s crossdressing could be considered complete.

The barrage fell into a frenzy at once, with someone even smashing down 200 deep water torpedoes onto Wen Xi in one go, saying that they wanted him as a sugar baby.

Wen Xi: …..

At this time, Mo Chen was eating outside with his teammates. He couldn’t help but watch Wen Xi’s livestream as he ate, trying to resist the impulse to smash gifts down on him.

Yesterday, he hadn’t held back and had smashed 100 deep-water torpedoes. As a result, Wen Xi became shy and turned off the camera, causing him to regret it until now….

SGH’s coach Chen Xiao saw that Mo Chen was eating absent-mindededly, and was somewhat surprised. He asked, “What are you watching that you’re so focused on?”

Mo Chen didn’t respond.

Chen Xiao had to call out his name, “A-Chen?”

“En?” Mo Chen looked up blankly and met Chen Xiao’s gaze.

“What are you watching?” Chen Xiao asked, and grabbed his cellphone while Mo Chen wasn’t paying attention. He saw Wen Xi on the screen and couldn’t believe his eyes. “What the hell, a beauty ah… So you actually also watch livestreams of beauties?”

“Give it back to me,” Mo Chen spat out coldly.

Chen Xiao became afraid, and obediently returned his cellphone, but was still surprised. “I thought you weren’t interested in women?”

Speaking reasonably, Mac had a lot of female fans, okay? Some of them had appearances that wouldn’t lose out to the person on the screen just now, but Mo Chen had never given them a single look before.

After Mo Chen took back his cellphone, it was as though he had regained something very important. His entire person relaxed, and when his eyes fell onto the screen, the corners of his lips unconsciously drew up. “It’s not the same, this is my wife.”

Chen Xiao: ???

Other teammates: ???

——We’re going to die. After losing the competition, the blow must have been too strong and broke the captain!

Mo Chen knew that his words were deliberately teasing his teammates and coach, but even he was surprised at how smoothly he said the word “wife”.

However, Wen Xi truly looked pretty while crossdressing….or rather, he should say that Wen Xi was originally quite good looking.

When he joined CLM, Mo Chen would be able to see him every day.

With this thought, Mo Chen couldn’t help laughing.

Ling Shuyi trembled as he watched him laugh, asking, “Captain, do you need to take some medicine?”

The smile on Mo Chen’s face stiffened, and he immediately stared at Ling Shuyi.

Ling Shuyi immediately buried himself in his meal and pretended not to have said anything.

*

Soon after Wen Xi finished putting on his women’s clothing, on the other end, Ai Zhe and Blue Wolf also finished putting on their women’s clothing with the help of Ruby.

Unlike the [awsl]s on Wen Xi’s side, there were a lot of [I’ve cracked apart], [I’ve exploded], and [What the hell] over there…

Even on Wen Xi’s end, there were some people saying [Fuck, this isn’t the same species as those two ghouls], and [Came here to wash out my eyes after seeing those two ghouls].

Wen Xi’s curiousity was roused by the lines in the barrage about Ai Zhe and Blue Wolf crossdressing, so he opened up Ai Zhe’s livestream.

As a result, the moment it connected, he laughed so hard he practically couldn’t breath.

Ai Zhe was handsome, really handsome, but he had no suitable clothes and had to wear a strapless dress, showing off his shoulders and his arms.

He was wearing a long, curly-haired blonde wig, with two pink bows on each side….

“Hahahahahaha what the hell!” Wen Xi laughed so hard he nearly teared up.

And then there was Blue Wolf. He was 1.8 meters tall and wearing a Japanese style student uniform—en, the kind with the sailor collar and pleated skirt….

“Fucking hell ya!” Wen Xi had a stomach ache from laughing so hard.

Magic Xi was also convulsing with laughter next to him. “Hahahahahaha, do you two want to scare me to death in order to inherit my JJ backstage position?”

“Now do you guys understand how many times I almost threw up while I was helping them do their makeup ma?” asked Ruby, who felt very wronged.

“Bullshit! It’s definitely your makeup technique that has a problem!” Blue Wolf said, pulling at his wig.

His wig was an updo with a bun, and even he couldn’t bear to look directly at himself.

“Why is it that we’re all crossdressing, yet the other party can look so good?”

The “other party” he mentioned obviously referred to Wen Xi.

Ai Zhe already had nothing left to live for, and even though he usually had so much more to say than Blue Wolf, he didn’t want to talk now.

“In fact, it depends on the angle…” Ruby tried to save them some face, “Wait a minute ah.”

She said this before adjusting the angle of the camera, and then added a shawl onto Ai Zhe.

Admittedly, after adjusting the angle, Ai Zhe’s face looked a lot smaller, and suddenly there was a kind of feeling of him being a delicate doll.

“Yi? It seems okay this way oh?” Ai Zhe came back to life in an instant as he praised himself, “I’m pretty good looking ma?”

The barrage had a whole pile of [Vomiting], and Wen Xi didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry—If you weren’t so narcissistic, maybe I would have praised you.

“Then what about me?” Blue Wolf also wanted to change his appearance.

However, Ruby looked at him silently for a moment before choosing to give up, “Forget it ba, I can’t save you.”

Blue Wolf: “…. ”

“Right, you guys come PK for a bit ba!” Magic Xi suddenly said.

Hearing this sentence, all three people were stunned.

Blue Wolf asked, “What PK?”

“Just PK ah,” Ruby said, “Didn’t you guys already connect your mics?”

Only then did Ai Zhe realize what was happening, and reply, “Yi? When did the livestream interface split into two?”

Ruby was speechless—his reaction time really was unparalleled….

At this time, Wen Xi and Ai Zhe’s livestream interfaces had been divided into two parts, with both of their livestreams playing on the screen.

Magic Xi patiently explained, “After you enter PK mode, two bars will appear on the livestream interface. Your side will be blue, and the other side red. Fans can add to your bars by liking you and sending gifts., and the party who loses will be punished.”

Ai Zhe exclaimed, “Fuck, you can also play like this? Fancy ah!”

Magic Xi said, “Don’t keep saying fancy, are you ready?”

Ai Zhe replied, “I’m scared of you guys oh!”

Wen Xi said, “Wait, I’m not…”

Wen Xi had wanted to say that he wasn’t ready yet, but he had only spoken halfway when Magic Xi already helped him enter PK mode.

Wen Xi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He accepted his fate and asked, “So what are we PKing over?”

“Whatever you guys want ge~” Ruby had no qualms watching the fun. She continued, “Do whatever you want to do to canvas for votes. Either way, the loser will be punished!”

“Alright ba,” Wen Xi said and began to appeal for votes, “I’m just going to say, if you had to choose one of us to be your girlfriend, would you guys want to pick me or one of those two ghouls over there?”

Magic Xi laughed, “Hahahaha!”

Ruby also laughed, “Hahahahahaha, I’m going to die of laughter!”

This sentence was actually very powerful. In just a few seconds, Wen Xi’s bar exploded.

Of course, Blue Wolf and Ai Zhe weren’t about to give up ah!

Blue Wolf said, “Fuck, it’s so amazing to be good looking ah!”

Ai Zhe said, “That’s right! Wolf Ge, do a handstand and show him!”

Blue Wolf replied, “Tch, Laozi is ready to risk everything today! What does a handstand count as? I’ll show you guys some fucking breakdancing!”

Blue Wolf said he was going to breakdance, and he really started breakdancing.

They livestreamed in a much larger room than Wen Xi, so it was no problem for them to dance or do anything else.

So, after readjusting the camera, Blue Wolf turned on some music and casually started breakdancing. He whirled around and moved against the smooth wooden floor, revealing his sexy black shorts….

“He’s really going all out…” Wen Xi surrendered.

In this way, after a period of breakdancing, the bar over on Ai Zhe’s side crazily soared up, instantly surpassing Wen Xi.

Magic Xi was a little anxious. She hated that she couldn’t smash hundreds of deep water torpedos onto Wen Xi in one go, but with three people PKing each other, she couldn’t help him so blatantly. She could only urge Wen Xi anxiously, “Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! You should also breakdance!”

Wen Xi replied, “I can’t ah…”

Magic Xi said, “If you can’t, then I’ll teach you ah!”

Wen Xi replied, “No.”

Breakdancing was something that Wen Xi refused to do!

In this way, Wen Xi could only watch as the other side’s bar grew longer and longer.

Just when he thought he was going to lose, a familiar ID floated across the screen.

[System] Momo has smashed 500 deep-water torpedoes onto you! With the message: “Don’t worry, as long as I’m here, you won’t lose.”

Wen Xi was stunned for a moment. Before he could react, his own bar increased by a large amount, and then began to further increase at an incredible speed.

The tone of the messages in the barrage also changed in an instant.

[AHHHHHHH what kind of immortal love is this!]

[Fuck! This mouthful of dog food, I’ll eat it up!]

[MoXi CP fans wake up! Get up, we need a wake up call!]

In this way, the situation suddenly reversed, and Wen Xi ultimately won the PK.

Wen Xi was completely confused, feeling like he had done nothing and yet had inexplicably won.

Additionally, his heartbeat was racing for some reason.

500 deep water torpedoes was equivalent to 50,000 RMB! Even if half of it was distributed to the platform, Wen Xi had still made 25,000 RMB in one breath!

And that “Don’t worry, as long as I’m here, you won’t lose….” Wen Xi admitted that his heart had been stabbed by this sentence.

Mo Chen was really worthy of being Mo Chen, always finding a way to flirt with him.

Magic Xi was relieved with the results, but Ai Zhe and Blue Wolf were definitely not satisfied with it ah!

Blue Wolf cursed, “Shit!”

Ai Zhe added, “Wtf!”

Blue Wolf asked,”There other side had local tyrants, so how were we supposed to fucking PK?”

Ai Zhe said, “This is too fucking unfair ba!”

Ruby was actually very satisfied with the result. She proclaimed, “If you’re willing to gamble, then you’re willing to accept defeat! Truth or dare, pick one?”

Ai Zhe replied, “Truth.”

Blue Wolf interjected, “No, let’s do dare ba.”

Ai Zhe agreed, “Then dare.”

Wen Xi raised his eyebrows, and seriously suspected that they only picked dare because they were worried that they would accidentally expose their relationship if they picked truth.

However, they were still too naive.

The dare they finally drew was—to kiss the person nearest to them.

[!!!]

[WTF, how exciting!]

[I thought it was already very exciting to watch Wolf and Pig crossdress, but I didn’t expect that my Wolf would do a crossdressing breakdance. I thought that the crossdressing breakdance was already exciting enough, yet then the result was?!]

Wen Xi didn’t expect the dare would actually be so stimulating. Suddenly, he felt very lucky—it was fortunate that he had won, all because Mo Chen had helped him.

Not long after Blue Wolf and Ai Zhe drew their dare, Ruby covered her mouth, crouched down, and laughed, almost rolling around on the ground.

Wen Xi also snickered—you guys wanted to hide, and see what retribution happened ba? You can’t bypass the heavens!

Blue Wolf and Ai Zhe looked at each other with expressions of distaste, making the whole barrage nearly die of laughter.

Finally, Blue Wolf took the lead to move, directly pulling Ai Zhe’s face closer and saying, “Die early and reincarnate early! Let’s go!”

“Wtfffffff! Scram for me!” Ai Zhe pushed Blue Wolf’s face away for dear life. As a result, his center of gravity became unstable, and he fell off the chair.

Then Blue Wolf took the opportunity to press down.

Through the livestream screen, they could only see Blue Wolf trying to kiss Ai Zhe, resulting in the two of them falling out of view of the screen.

But judging from Ruby’s screams, something exciting must have happened after that.

Wen Xi was super curious about what had happened.

However, when they appeared back before the camera, their expressions were very shameless.

Blue Wolf said, “Okay, the kiss is over.”

Ai Zhe added, “En, we’re done kissing.”

[Ahhhhhh if we don’t see it, then it doesn’t count!]

[If you have the ability to kiss, then you have the ability to let us see ah!]

Ruby managed to get up from the ground, and her face was even a little red from laughter. “They kissed, I can testify.”

——Not only did they kiss, but they had kissed fiercely!

Unfortunately, the barrage wouldn’t know.

Finally, with the arrival of dinner time, Wen Xi and Ai Zhe both ended their livestreams, and the matter of Ai Zhe’s kiss with Blue Wolf was left unsettled.

Magic Xi helped Wen Xi remove his makeup and took away the other two dresses. She gave him the dress he was wearing as a souvenir.

Wen Xi didn’t want it….But he couldn’t imagine someone else wearing the dress that he had already worn, so he chose to accept it in the end.

After changing into normal clothes, having dinner outside with Magic Xi, and after sending Magic Xi off, the first thing Wen Xi did when he got back to his room was to call Mo Chen.

Mo Chen was a bit surprised when he received the call.

This was the first time that Wen Xi had called him of his own initiative, so he picked up the phone with great pleasure and greeted, “Wen Xi?”

“Mo Chen,” Wen Xi tentatively called out. He didn’t know why, but just hearing Mo Chen’s voice caused his heartbeat to grow a little unstable. However, he still tried to say what he wanted to say, “Don’t smash gifts on me in the future.”

“An anchor is actually asking his stream follower not to smash gifts on him?” Mo Chen laughed, his interest piqued.

An anchor’s income depended almost entirely on the gifts given by stream followers. An anchor asking stream followers not to smash them with gifts was equivalent to an employee asking their boss not to pay him their wages.

If there was really such an employee, even a boss in a dream would wake up laughing ba.

“No ah…” Wen Xi tried to explain, “The gift you smashed on me has to be divided, with half for the platform. If you give me 50,000, then I can only get 25,000.”

Mo Chen said, “You mean that next time I should just directly give the money to you ba?”

“No…” Wen Xi didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, “You know I didn’t mean that!”

“Then you’re distressed about my money?” Mo Chen said, and for some reason laughed again, “Okay, I understand. Next time I won’t smash anything, and I’ll give you the money directly. ”

I already said that wasn’t what I meant!

Wen Xi sighed and decided not to play along with him anymore. He changed the topic decisively, “Um, I broke into the top 50 in the overseas servers.”

He had made a bet with Blue Wolf about breaking into the top 30, and he didn’t make it. However, his bet with Mo Chen had been the top 50, and he had already reached that.

“En, I know,” Mo Chen responded, “Are you ready to play professionally?”

“I don’t know…” Apart from Mo Chen, Wen Xi hadn’t played with other professional players. Therefore, although he had reached the top 50 in the overseas server, he didn’t know how his current strength compared to others, and he was still a little uneasy about playing professionally.

However, since he had promised Mo Chen to join his team, Wen Xi couldn’t desert on the eve of battle. He asked, “I want to go see the CLM club first, is that okay?”

“Of course,” Mo Chen blurted out.

“Then when would it be convenient for me to come over?” Wen Xi asked.

“Tomorrow will do,” Mo Chen said, “I’ll pick you up at the same time as before.”

Wen Xi thought about it and felt that it was alright, so he agreed, “Okay”.

After hanging up the phone, Wen Xi asked for leave on Weibo for the first time—He only said that his livestream the next day was suspended, without saying why.

Meanwhile, Mo Chen called together everyone in the club as quickly as possible and announced, “Someone new will be visiting tomorrow, so take some time today to clean the club a bit.”

His teammates’ expressions were all doubtful, and finally Ling Shuyi couldn’t help but ask, “Isn’t there always a new person visiting?”

His implication was—why was it necessary to clean this time?

Mo Chen gave him a cold look and replied, “Are you sweeping or not?”

Ling Shuyi turned and ran over to the broom, “Sweeping! I’m going to sweep right now!”

—

Juurensha: Ohhhhh, Xixi is finally going to meet the other CLM members! And they’re going to meet him! (And we got some WolfPig interactions ahahaha)

kat: xixi and momo are finally going to play together!!!

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