Pokémon have descended into reality, and in the distant seas, Groudon and Kyogre are fighting. … "Woc, old Groudon, look at that flying turkey in the sky!" "Bullshit! That's stepping on air, using the air's hysteresis to walk in the air like stepping on stairs!" "Can you do it?" "No…" "Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and learn! Once you learn, you can go to heaven!" "Oh oh, coming, bro!" (The author's introduction is also weak, don't mind it too much.) Keywords: Pokémon, Pocket Monsters.