"Other transmigrators have systems that let them travel through worlds and grind through dungeons, or level up and exchange skills—all incredibly powerful. Why is mine just a useless egg?" "Having a cheat device is already good enough, what more do you want? Stop complaining, you deadbeat fish, or I'll stop serving you!" "Dead egg, can't you say less? Whose system would constantly argue with its host?" "Heh, this system is happy to. Go ahead and try to hit me." This is a story about...