Mister: Jiang Huo Er, what is your hobby?
Jiang Huo Er: Fire a cannon. (Slang for masturbate)
Mister: Jiang Huo Er, what are the things you like doing?
Jiang Huo Er: 1 shot every day.
Mister: Jiang Huo Er, what is your aspiration for the future?
Jiang Huo Er: Be friends with cannons. (Slang for f**k buddy)
Mister: Jiang Huo Er, what is your motto in life?
Jiang Huo Er: My cannon represents my justice!