A young man is told he's a rare cultivation prodigy destined to save the world. He asks if meals are included, and thus begins his life in Pansi Cave, raising chickens, dogs, and increasingly powerful spiders. His days are filled with mahjong, baths, and general merriment, until the day the monsters arrive, his master runs off, and his spiders become sentient... This is a comedic cultivation story with unintelligent monsters and foolish gods. Expect some steamy scenes. For a serious, mind-bending read, check out the author's other completed work, "Dream Guide."