The Senior Brother of Longhu Mountain

I view the Eight Wonders as insignificant skills, and the Thirty-Six Thieves as lowly in fate. I mock Wu Gen Sheng's ambition exceeding his talent and lament Zhang Huaiyi's scheming. Ultimately, what we fight for is so insignificant, pathetic, and laughable. I once slaughtered gods on Zhongshan Mountain, causing wind and thunder to surge; I ascended to the North Sea to slay demons, causing the clouds and water to churn. The Heavenly Master's Mansion has some real estate, and there are some fields in the Which-Way-To-Go Company. The Heavenly Path Daoist calls me Senior Brother, and Zhao, the director, respects me as Master Li. My name is Li Wumian. Almost two hundred years old, I still look young. I wasn't so arrogant in my early years, perhaps it was the turmoil I experienced when I entered the mortal world at the age of twelve. Now, I'm going to another world, looking back at the past from the peak, it was glorious and brilliant. However, no one is perfect, and I'm not very clear about the matter of love. ... A 'One Piece' fan fiction.