I am a cursed monster—a curse that can only be lifted by love. My head is covered in shiny blue scales and thick leathery skin with yellow reptilian eyes. The prince who supposedly loved my powers ran away because he couldn’t kiss me. In a fit of anger, I drank heavily and taunted my male friend. “Who would love a monster? Can you love me?” “Yeah.” “What? You would sleep with me?” In that one haphazard moment, I had a taste of adult pleasure… The curse was lifted! I became a very lovely lady, just like my beautiful parents! I love you too! I love @^#$& too…! I love…? “Who is that?” I’ve lost my memory. I have no idea who that friend was, the one I crossed the line with.