My New Life, Won't You Please Become Peaceful! Chapter 48 66 Jun 22, 2018

“Hm? The Sims? ah, I miss it.”

A mumble sounded behind me before the person who’d just entered the room put his bag down and leaned on the wall. He stared at the code that I’d copied from a website on my screen. “A currency-increasing code? How are you going to enjoy The Sims fully?”

I ignored him and pressed the button which increases my currency. The Sims is a family-building simulation that’s pretty popular and weirdly enjoyable. We can create characters and assign a duty to each of them. For example, children must go to school and there will be a school bus to pick them up every morning, adults have to go to work everyday in order to get each day’s money which would then be spent on their food and necessities.

It’s a game that’s based on real life but there’s a cheat code released specifically for those who are too unbothered to get the game’s currency themselves.

Another thing, characters in this game all have the same needs as a human: hunger, tiredness or even love! If you play it carefully, you can even have your character cheat on their girlfriends or you can even make them gay! However, in the first edition of The Sims, those who were gay were only allowed to kiss each other but in the latest edition, they’re able to…

…

Dammit!

Stop thinking about any BL related stuff!

Fortunately, my elder brother has little to no sensitivity when it comes to interactions with me so, he didn’t notice the subtle change in my expression.

“But in this game, if you don’t work, won’t you become bored?”, my elder brother shared his opinion. “Having a lot of money and only wasting it everyday, isn’t that boring?”

“Only people who are workaholics like you who would think of it this way.”, I made a sarcastic remark, making my elder brother retreat and cough. “Having a lot of money and being able to spend it on whatever you want is the best thing.”

“…Probably.”

“In real life…it would be great if there were a cheat code like the ones in games.”, I mumbled. “If it actually exists..”

My elder brother will…

I shook my head and quickly dispelled my thoughts.

“Who said there aren’t any cheat codes in this world? Hm?“

My elder bother’s face was decorated with a smile but I didn’t know what kind of smile it was.

“I don’t understand.”

“You don’t have to right now. Seeing you like this is pretty adorable.”, I glared at him angrily. “It’s just that, in real life, the cheat code that you wanted is rather complicated and may have huge implications…

…in games, when you insert a cheat code, the code will not implicate the characters in any ways but it’s not the same in real life…when you cheat, you’ll get caught, isn’t that right?”

I nodded.

“The cheater might have prepared an escape route for themselves but unfortunately, God, who had knowledge of the crime they’d committed will not allow them to make their escape, that was why they were caught…”, my elder brother pushed my head back and forth gently. “Remember, these kind of thoughts…are absolutely disgusting.”

“…”

“They failed because God saw them, they were able to escape because God helped them. These kind of thoughts are for certain losers who are only finding answers in order to console themselves of their failure because they just couldn’t accept it that they were too dumb.”

I was surprised for a moment. It was probably because he doesn’t normally speak a lot…I’m not used to it.

“If you want to do something that is wrong, immoral or any other things that are not accepted by society, you shouldn’t be thinking about how to do it successfully…

…but it’s how to do it so that you wouldn’t be implicated even if you were to fail or succeed.”

“Build an escape route in the case you fail and build a stair incase you succeed. That is the truth. All your actions, all of your plans, no matter how carefully laid they are, even if you were to think of 100 possible scenarios but in reality, there may as well be 101 scenarios. You can never be too sure when all your components are ever changing.”

He extended his hand to pat my head. “Because in real life, when you make a mistake…it’s game over.”

“Are you persuading me into becoming a terrorist?”, I sighed, smacked his hand away and continued playing The Sims, I could hear my elder brother’s faint laugh along with the soundtrack.

“You won’t become one.”, he turned to pick up the belongings he had left on the floor.

“Because my little brother is such a good child.”

.

.

.

Sometimes, when I think back to the time when I was still alive, I couldn’t stop myself from thinking…

Elder brother…

Where did you get the confidence that I was a good child from?

I hit him every time I see him. I make him starve by not feeding him. I chase him out of the house and would even throw grains of rice at him when I’m in a bad mood but every time, he would still come back and smile as if nothing has ever happened. The more I think about it, the more I thought that the word ‘good child’ really doesn’t suit me. However, there’s a fraction of masochistic tendencies within all men. For example, even I occasionally feel good when getting scold by my psychotic fujoshi lil’ sis so, my elder brother…whatever.

I looked at the art work in front of me and nodded. The turtle shell bondage was done magnificently. Even if my techniques are lacking compared to Mr-owner-of -the-SM-route but I’m confident that I’ve tied them up super tightly. ‘Them’ in this case are: to-be Dukes Gareth, Geriant, Gaheris and Duncan Kay.

To find out what happened, we’ll have to travel back in time – to the time when Duncan was acting like a mad dog and decided to fight the other to-be Dukes.

Naturally, I would die after Duncan finishes fighting. I would probably either die by Duncan’s hands or blows from the opposite side. Well, there’s another option, which is to run away…it’s is an interesting option but when I think about it, I don’t want to be teased about this when we get back.

When I made up my mind and did not run away, the only option left was to fight the other head-on but hey! What advantages do I have over them?! If I fight them with my fist, I can lose with my pride intact? Since I won’t win by fighting head-on, I’ll have to fight them by using my brain, also known as cheating.

Normally, when a main character have these kind of thoughts, they would definitely be able to come up with an earth-shaking plan and flip the situation from black to white, making them win smoothly. After that they’ll go beat the other groups up and laugh mwahaha! I am actually more talented than any of you flies! I was only pretending I was a loser just so I can see the reactions on your faces!

Well, if that was the case, I should’ve revealed my hidden powers a long time ago but the thing is, I don’t have any. My power to unseal? I can unseal a range of beings: from Gods to Devils, or even legendary weapons but…we’re in a forest right now…a normal forest with nothing special in it. There aren’t any legendary items for me to unseal at all, meaning my power is more or less useless here.

Finally, I’m left with my own belongings…

…a bottle of pepper spray, sedatives, a lightning magic jewel…hm? What did you say? All these items are more suited in a kidnapping operation? You’ve gone mad! I’ve only prepared these things for when the Prince becomes thirsty, I’m sorry, I meant when the Prince acts in such a way that threatens my ass’ virginity!

With all my toys, I was able to render all of them unconscious when they’d accidentally let their guard down.

The 4 noble men were sleeping peacefully while being tied up.

I lowered my eyes and looked at them. In truth…I’m actually someone who’s vengeful, they don’t like me very much and so do I, which is why, I’ll use this chance and…

…take of their clothes then arrange them so they’ll appear like they were in a 4P orgy.

Let’s do it in a way, none of them will be able to face each other after this.

Hidden relationships of the to-be Dukes! A secret that they can’t tell anyone! From friends, they’ll eventually become…

Oops…

Mwahahahaha!!

Mwahahah!!

Mwahaha!

I looked at Duncan evilly. He’s got a huge build so he’ll become the seme but, no! If we’re going to do it might as well just make it kinky…you’ll be the uke!

“My love…your expression right now isn’t bad at all. Won’t you mind telling me what you’re thinking about?”

Flinch!

I slowly turned and saw that a certain gentleman was holding the bottle of pepper spray and was smiling conceitedly behind me. “I’m sure, whatever you’re thinking of, it definitely will be a blast…”

I’m not flattered to have been praised by you…

“Don’t you have lessons?”

“What’s interesting about those silly lessons? Another thing, I didn’t come here to learn anyways.”, the Prince clicked his tongue and strode towards the people who’d been tied up. He went straight to the point, “What are you going to do next? Tell me, but if it’s not interesting then give them to me.”

My mind was conflicted: should I tell him or should I not? I looked at the Prince…since we know each other well…

…let’s just tell him because I also want to take revenge on them.

“Well…I was going to put them in different positions.”, I blushed. At first I was also going to do some hand actions too but that would be too vulgar. “Ahem! I was going to put them in…um…actions like they’re in the middle of that kind of activities.”

“Dancing?”

Are you daft?

I immediately stopped blushing. Hey, Prince, how old are you again? That kind of activities is XXX then YYY followed by ZZZ or should I say, when a mommy Salsaal loves a daddy Salsaal…cough! That’s enough.

“Hmph…”, he lowered his orange coloured eyes and clicked his finger. Familiar black strings appeared on top of the other’s hand. “How far do you want to go…”

I went silent once more. Why are you asking me? Or do you want me to create a dance like the moon walk? Hiphop? Or ballroom dancing?

Naturally, my face probably expressed disappointment in the Prince so his eyebrow twitched before he smiled maliciously and asked me in a soothing voice…

“Insertion?”

“Cough!! Cough!!”, it was so unexpected, I choked on my spit. I looked at the Prince who raised his eyebrow, he mumbled as if he really was going to do what he’d just said. I cried out, “Stop! Stop right there Salsal! Putting them in positions where it seem like they’re going to do it is enough!!”

Please don’t make them have nightmares for their entire lives!

Don’t destroy my eyes either…even if I may be fine with 2D but if it’s 3D then I don’t think I’m ready yet…

The Prince sighed and mumbled, “Boring.”

I shivered…I wasn’t scared of his cruelty but I started to become scared of his mind…

After an interference by the Prince, their position…even I wanted to give him a thumbs up for being able to create such creative actions, They’re…they’re…too good I had to cover my eyes. When they wake up in these positions, they’ll definitely think they’d done it.

I couldn’t contain myself and asked, “Salsaal? Wow Salsal, are you a creative director at an arts school…I meant how were you able to think of these?”

There aren’t any porn mags in this world! These kind of things would normally be discovered by the dad telling the son of secret tips on how to please their wife or they could’ve learnt it themselves by peeking at others cough! No. Let’s just say, this is a pretty closed off society when it comes to those kind of things.

Or could the Prince actually be mental? In truth, it seems like he’s actually a pervert. My thought process had gone so far, Salsaal gave me an untrustworthy smile.

“If you’re too dumb to remember then I’d told you before that I’m able to see the future.”, he smiled in disdain. “The future with 40 different routes even if I might not be able to control them.”

Obviously I can remember! Those 40 routes are the game’s 40 routes but, so what? Are you trying to go full Sherlock Holmes on me?

…

Wait…

Ushinawareta Hoshi is a R-rated game.

Naturally, these kind of games will contain a lot of those kind of scenes as for how steamy they are, it depends on each character’s taste.

I looked at the Prince who’s been smiling at me in disdain…I am Gilbert Bedivere the incest route’s owner and as I’ve said, there will definitely be those kind of XX scenes since I am also one of the date-able characters in the game. That means…

“Yo-You…”, I swallowed my saliva in difficulty. “…you’ve seen…me…um…with Cass?”

“Huh, should I also tell you how many moles you have on your back?”

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!

“M-M-M”, I covered my face. “My body isn’t pure anymore!! Don’t look at me! Don’t come near me you…sicko? No, that’s not enough for someone like you. You despicable person! Pervert! Retard!”

Bam!

“Stop flailing around!! I fucking told you I’ll take responsibility!!”

I don’t support domestic abuse!!

The entirety of my pure body’s been seen by this psycho.

…cryyyyyy.

…

…oh.

Now that I think about it, he’s also seen Haref’s.

I looked at the Prince.

“…”

It’s best if I don’t say anything…

…or else he might end of murdering me instead of taking responsibility of me…

[Tea time behind the curtains -the perverted Prince-]

Salsaal: “What idiotic topic is this.”

Gilbert: “It’s about a pervert who likes to be a peeping tom.”

Gilbert: “Do you not feel ashamed when you see XX, OO and YY!”

Salsaal: “It’s not like I can control it. Since I couldn’t do anything about it, I treated them as a learning experience.”

Salsaal: “Hmph, another thing, you and I, we’ve kissed before!”

Gilbert: “You’re just a scrawny guy, you don’t have the rights to boast…arrrggghhh!! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry Salsal. Cry…”