Chapter 22: The money is all Wife’s

After Peng Ci knocked on the phone for several minutes with lots of tapping, it pushed the phone away and ran to An Xingzhou’s bowl, eating a few mouthfuls of fried rice from An Xingzhou’s spoon. Then, it returned to its rabbit feed while swaggering.

An Xingzhou stared at Peng Ci’s figure, not knowing whether it was just him or not, but he felt that Peng Ci’s pitiful look had disappeared in the blink of an eye. Now the words “Rich” and “Tycoon” were written all over its entire rabbit body. Even its steps became unbridled——before, Peng Ci’s movements were all very rabbit-like bouncing. But just now, An Xingzhou clearly saw it stride over to his bowl.

An Xingzhou pressed his philtrum 1 and remembered how Peng Ci wanted the most expensive kind of item every time it opened its mouth when they were shopping. It even wanted plates made of crystal… It was possible that it wasn’t because it wanted to freeload only the best off him, but because it really… did. have. money.

‘Why are you freeloading off of me if you have money?!’

An Xingzhou was enraged.

He remembered the undelivered, expensive rabbit feed and immediately wanted to place a refund request. But who would have thought that after picking up the phone, he saw that Peng Ci hadn’t logged out of his QQ account and that the chat box was wide open.

An Xingzhou wasn’t interested in invading a rabbit’s privacy, but a wealthy rabbit pretending to be poor and freeloading off of him after scamming him was honestly intolerable. He immediately picked up the phone and looked at the chat history. His first reaction was being extremely shocked by Peng Ci’s profile picture.

Peng Ci’s profile picture seemed to be its own selfie, the filter more or less similar to the filter it had used to take pictures with An Xingzhou’s phone. It was just that it was about a hundred times more dramatic than those pictures, extremely drunk in its butterfly and flower filled world.

Peng Ci had sent a message to the thing called Cheshire Kitty, that he wasn’t sure if it was a human, a rabbit, or a cat. Cheshire Kitty, send me some money! I want to give all of my secret stash of money to my wife!

Cheshire Kitty’s profile picture was one of a white cat. It was pretty cute, its eyes large and watery, and its mouth small and pinkish. Its face was also very small, with a sharp chin. It looked like a very popular kitty that could even be said to the legendary competition level.

An Xingzhou didn’t really know the market price, but he still knew from the looks of it that the cat was definitely very expensive.

But despite having such a cute profile pic, the first word out of Cai Kitty’s mouth was a curse word. Damn, when did you find your Wife?

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Its next sentence still started with a curse, F**k, am I your errand boy?

Peng Ci was pretty polite with its words, and one could tell that it was a good bunny. I found my wife yesterday. My wife is suuper good-looking! He’s also very nice and even gets shy! He’s also very good at playing games! My wife is the best in the world! All my money is Wife’s! I’ll give him anything!

An Xingzhou, seeing this flattery, paused for a moment and continued to read Peng Ci’s next message. I’ll give you money for sending me money. Mommy said I can’t make people do things for free. If you won’t send it, then I’ll just look for another bunny bun.

Cai Kitty immediately responded. I’ll send it! I’ll send it! Don’t go looking for another bunny bun! Could they be as fast as me?! Let me do it! I’m begging you! I’m begging you on my knees! I’ll send it to you immediately!

Then Peng Ci sent an address to Cai Kitty, and their chat ended.

An Xingzhou glanced at that address, noticing that it was his home address. It was really having Cai Kitty send the money to the doorstep.

An Xingzhou saw Peng Ci, who had already finished the rabbit feed, currently lying on the side, digesting the food while humming, and felt very conflicted. But in the end, he was still defeated by his desire for money.

He opened his mouth to probe, “Ci Ci, how much of a secret stash do you have?”

“Hm?” Peng Ci’s limbs were spread apart as it laid on the table. After hearing An Xingzhou’s words, it turned its head to look at An Xingzhou, slowly getting up into sitting position and preparing to count on its fingers.

But Peng Ci had just lowered its head to count, when it noticed that its paws were covered in fur and couldn’t be separated clearly. So it hopped over to An Xingzhou and held onto An Xingzhou’s wrist, pulling his hand towards itself. It counted An Xingzhou’s fingers one by one with its pawsies and mumbled indistinctly.

An Xingzhou patiently allowed Peng Ci to pat his hand and saw Peng Ci’s movements slow down little by little after waiting for a long while. Then its head slowly fell down little by little, like a chick pecking rice. After two seconds, its entire rabbit body fell forwards.

An Xingzhou immediately reached out to support Peng Ci’s head and hold it steady.

“Huff huff…” Peng Ci shook its head and rubbed its face, standing up to extend its paws towards An Xingzhou. After An Xingzhou held it tightly in his embrace, it found a comfortable position to nestle in and said in a childish tone, “I can’t calculate the figure. I got twired from calculating… Anyways, there’s just a lwat…”

Peng Ci rubbed against An Xingzhou in his embrace, saying, “Wife, touch me. ”

An Xingzhou rubbed Peng Ci’s back and listened as Peng Ci started snoring, feeling a little amused. ‘To calculate so much for so long, I’m afraid that its secret stash is all carrots and dried vegetable leaves.’

How much could a little bunny have? It even had someone send it with such great fanfare and said it would give work compensation.

An Xingzhou shook his head while smiling and tapped his phone, deleting the computer Peng Ci was just about to buy and then searching online himself. Finally, he bought a reasonably priced computer that suited gaming.

After An Xingzhou finished buying it, he also bought a peripheral keyboard and mouse, the kind for children. That way, if Peng Ci wanted to use it, it wouldn’t use them badly because the sizes of the keyboard and the mouse were too big.

When he finished buying the odds and ends, Peng Ci had already fallen asleep while being nestled in his embrace, talking in its sleep unclearly. Even in its dreams, it was calling “Wife”.

An Xingzhou poked Peng Ci’s forehead lightly and then pinched its little ears, saying softly, “Stop with the calling. I must’ve owed you in my past life for you to scam me.”

When An Xingzhou got up in the afternoon, he had already put away the cat nest in the living room and returned the rabbit nest he had bought.

He walked to the living room while carrying Peng Ci and picked up Peng Ci’s little blanket. Then he walked to the room quietly while holding Peng Ci, placing it on his pillow and also covering its stomach properly.

Peng Ci smacked its lips a few times when it was put down and seemed about to wake up. But after turning and grabbing An Xingzhou’s pillow, it seemed to have smelled An Xingzhou’s scent, rubbing against the pillow and continuing to sleep while snoring.

An Xingzhou watched Peng Ci’s little actions, his heart softening into a puddle. He watched Peng Ci’s sleeping face for quite a while, in a very caring, mother-like manner. Then he took out his phone, took a few pictures of Peng Ci, and made a Weibo post.

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The fans immediately swarmed over and hollered in the comments “The caring mother and the filial son! The caring mother and the filial son! Child Ci is so cute I want to bury myself in its stomach and suck inwards! With such a child, what could a mother ask for?!”

Peng Ci turned over and smacked its mouth a few times, talking in its sleep while humming.

In its dreams, An Xingzhou hugged it while saying with deep emotion, “Husband, I love you.”

The comments were full of pink bubbles of love. Everyone was spamming “Have a happy and long life together! A loving couple! You suit each other so well!”

“Yeah yeah!” Peng Ci kicked its legs a few times and mumbled, “Wife and I… suit each other so well…”

Author’s Note:

There was a comment calling Peng Ci retarded yesterday, and it was pretty harsh too. It even used the word “masochist”. It was deleted, but I’m still going to say this.

Peng Ci is a rabbit. Though it can speak the human language, it’s still a rabbit with a childish personality in nature. It’s always been like that since its birth. As it hasn’t interacted with humans much and even less so society, you can’t judge it from an adult’s perspective and society’s laws.

Peng Ci said it before too. Every rabbit in its family became human. Only Peng Ci is still a bunny and really has always been pampered. The reason for Peng Ci’s being like this will be explained little by little later.

So if you can’t accept a Peng Ci like this, you can just not read the story. There’s no need to curse at it and gross yourself and me out.

If there’s anyone who still wants to curse at Peng Ci after reading this, I’ll curse you back. Please consider if you can beat me at cursing before cursing at Peng Ci. That’s all.

Footnotes

to prevent fainting The pinyin is XingzhouV, to make it clear how he came up with the name.