Chapter 4: My neck feels so tight, Wife

After An Xingzhou was ambushed and licked, he pressed Peng Ci against his thigh then spanked its butt. But after spanking a few times, he couldn’t continue spanking anymore.

Because this rabbit was…Way. Too. Sly.

An Xingzhou suspected that all of this rabbit’s flesh was on its butt. It was both soft and sticky, the feel super great. He couldn’t resist rubbing a few times before he spanked, but after just spanking the first time, the rabbit whiningly cried.

Peng Ci crazily shook its round tail, raising its butt up in a well-behaved manner, but its mouth mumbled and cried, “Spank me, Wife! If you want to spank me, then just spank me!”

An Xingzhou didn’t buy it, spanking the second time without hesitation.

Peng Ci’s ears trembled once, and it immediately changed its words, “In order to kiss Wife, I’m willing to tolerate the beating! Because I love Wife the most! My butt can get stronger!”

“Then just have your butt be strong.” An Xingzhou said coldly and spanked again, feeling the rabbit’s fleshy butt jolt a few times. He couldn’t resist pinching it again.

“Mhm~” Peng Ci suddenly released an indescribable sound, making An Xingzhou’s hand even shake.

Peng Ci’s front paws were spread apart, its hind legs stepping on An Xingzhou’s thighs and trying hard to raise its butt upwards. Its mouth started shouting lowly, “Wife, harder~ Don’t stop! Harder ah mhm mhm ah oh——“

An Xingzhou: “…”

An Xingzhou immediately raised his head to see if the window was tightly shut.

F*ck, crying like it was bed exercise from just some spanking. What did this rabbit watch normally?!

An Xingzhou couldn’t keep spanking anymore and picked up the rabbit, throwing it onto the nearby pillow. He only turned his head to look at Peng Ci after he’d stood up and patted off the fur on his pants.

Peng Ci was laying in the middle of the pillow, pushing down a small hole in the soft pillow.

The pillow was gifted by An Xingzhou’s fans. Drawn on the white blob pillow was an emoticon with a heart eyes expression. The little bunny’s front paws were placed in front of its chest, being well behaved, and its round eyes were following An Xingzhou around. Its expression actually appeared pretty similar to the pillow’s expression.

“Ahem,” An Xingzhou cleared his throat. “It’ll take a few days before the feed is delivered, so I’ll go out and buy you a bag to make up for it now. You stay at home by yourself. You’re prohibited from biting things to grind your teeth!”

“I want to go with Wife!” Peng Ci immediately jumped up. But the pillow was a foam pillow and was also much bigger than Peng Ci. The little bunny took a heavy step, then a shallow step forward on it, then accidentally tripped and fell to the side. After having its four limbs in the air, it flipped back over with a grunt.

It was only after An Xingzhou watched it for quite a while like he was watching a circus act that he extended his hand to cup Peng Ci’s soft belly, allowing it to lay on his hand.

Peng Ci laid there in a well-behaved manner, extending its tongue to lick An Xingzhou’s finger joints in a flattering way, saying coquettishly, “Wife, bring me outside with you. I want to accompany Wife. I’ll be a good bunny.”

An Xingzhou’s fingers got itchy from the licking. He lowered his head to see a little pink tongue appear and disappear from its mouth, extending the index finger of his other hand to poke Peng Ci’s mouth.

Peng Ci immediately switched to the other hand and continued licking, saying while licking, “Wife, how about it~? Don’t leave me behind alone, I’m scwared…”

The fingertip of An Xingzhou’s index finger got wet from the licking, and he retracted it to wipe it back and forth on Peng Ci’s fur to dry. Then he saw Peng Ci looking at him all well-behaved, his heart immediately softening.

Even though Peng Ci was a demon, he appeared to be a very young little bunny. Being left behind on the first day of just coming to this house, he would definitely be scared.

An Xingzhou thought a bit and held the little bunny as he walked into the kitchen to riffle through the cabinets.

Peng Ci’s front paws held An Xingzhou’s hand, asking in a childish voice, “Wife, what are you doing?”

“I’m looking for a vegetable basket,” An Xingzhou said as he looked. “Didn’t you say you wanted to go outside together? I’m looking to see if I can find a vegetable basket to put you in to go outside.”

“You don’t need a vegetable basket, I can crouch on Wife’s shoulder.” Peng Ci waited until An Xingzhou’s movements stopped and spun around in circles on his hand, raising its front paws and arching its back. Staring at An Xingzhou’s shoulder, it kicked its hind legs and hopped energetically. Bunny Launch——

It agilely jumped upwards, every second slowing into ten moments.

In this moment, it got closer to An Xingzhou’s shoulder bit by bit and then fearfully met An Xingzhou’s gaze. Its little body flew past An Xingzhou’s shoulder, its two legs struggling helplessly midair, and finally landed in the storage shelf behind An Xingzhou headfirst.

Crackle rattle.

Crash clang.

Peng Ci laid between the bowls and chopsticks. Its neck was stuck in the round metal ring specifically used to store cups in the storage shelf, and its body was covered with a little cloth used to dry bowls. It turned its head dizzily, its legs shaking. “W-wife… The ceiling is turning… My neck feels a bit tight…”

An Xingzhou: “…”

Peng Ci’s short paws and legs were kicking in the air crazily. Its tail was upright, its ears standing straight. “Squeak squeak——Wife! Wife! My neck feels so tight, Wife! Squeak squeak——”

An Xingzhou hurried to check its neck, noticing there was still a bit space between the little bunny’s neck and the metal ring. It wouldn’t be unable to breathe. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief and rubbed Peng Ci’s back. “Look, this is karma for scamming too much. Just wait, I’ll go find something to clamp off the metal ring.”

“Squeak squeak——Wife, don’t go waah!” Peng Ci heard that An Xingzhou was leaving and immediately started crying. “I’m going to die, Wife… I’m going to die before even sleeping 1 with Wife!”

An Xingzhou had to come back to comfort Peng Ci a few times from all its crying. He went to the living room to find a piler, tried to clamp off the metal ring bit by bit, and then knocked at the metal ring with the head of the piler.

“Don’t… knock… anymore…” The metal ring was buzzing from the knocking, and Peng Ci’s words trembled along with the metal ring. “Wife, I’m carsick… I’m going to throw upsies…”

“Sorry, I won’t knock at it anymore. Don’t throw up.” After An Xingzhou quickly apologized, he stared at the storage shelf at a loss.

Maybe the quality of the storage shelf was too high, but An Xingzhou didn’t even leave the slightest mark after clamping for quite a while. He didn’t dare to use too much strength either, afraid that he’d recklessly hurt Peng Ci.

The echoes of the ringing sounds from the metal ring finally ended, and Peng Ci recovered from its dizzy state with great difficulty, realizing afterwards that An Xingzhou had silently stopped. Its ears immediately quivered, and it started crying with sobs. “Wife, don’t give up on me sob sob sob… Wife, keep going…”

An Xingzhou rubbed Peng Ci’s brain and rubbed upwards along its long ears. “I give up.”

“Sob sob sob burp!” Peng Ci was so scared it burped, thinking that An Xingzhou really didn’t care about it anymore. It couldn’t crawl over to act coquettishly either because its neck was firmly caught; so it could only crazily shout “Wife” with its mouth, its claws scratching at the storage shelf, crazily wanting to squeeze its head out.

“Stop crying, stop crying. Stop squeezing too.” An Xingzhou pinched Peng Ci’s face, the flesh of which was all rounded together. “I’m not giving up on you. I can’t open it, so I’ll look for someone else to open it. Don’t speak human in front of others. Be careful not to get taken away for experiments.”

“Yep yep! I’ll listen to Wife on everything!” Peng Ci nodded, straightforwardly shaking its tail crazily. Its tears came quickly but disappeared quickly as well. Knowing that An Xingzhou wasn’t going to abandon it, it immediately acted coquettishly in a lovey-dovey way. “I knew Wife would never abandon me!”

An Xingzhou rubbed Peng Ci’s caught neck as he searched for the fire department’s phone number, saying tenderly, “You really are a little retard.”

Author’s Note:

Retarded little bunny acting coquettishly online

Footnotes

The very innocent type of sleep