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Synopsis

On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS: I’m not gay, I’m not gay, I’m not gay!

XN: Neither am I.

WRS: It seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN: OK.

So…

Counsellor: I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note on not being a bad influence.

WRS: No, we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour: Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS: No, that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ah…

Gym Teacher: You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS: Noooooooo!!! That was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally…

XN: Senior.

WRS: Yeah?

XN: Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS: … Just what I was thinking.

Chapters30

  1. Chapter 1, What to Do, My Girlfriend Thinks I Gave My Roommate a Blowjob
  2. Chapter 2, What to Do, My Counsellor Thinks I Had Sex With My Roommate in Public
  3. Chapter 3, What to Do, My Neighbour Thinks My Roommate and I are Fucking
  4. Chapter 4, What to Do, My Enemy Thinks That My Roommate and I Performed On the Piano
  5. Chapter 5, What to Do, the Gym Teacher Thinks that My Roommate and I Had Sex In the Equipment Room
  6. Chapter 6, What to Do, In Front of My Roommate, My Love Rival Confessed to Me
  7. Chapter 7, What to Do, My Ex-Girlfriend Wants to Reconcile With Me
  8. Chapter 8, What to Do, My Roommate and I Are Trapped on the Rooftop
  9. Chapter 9, What to Do, My Roommate and I Exchanged Hand Jobs on the Rooftop
  10. Chapter 10, What to Do, My Roommate is Bringing me to Get an Injection But I’m Afraid of Pain
  11. Chapter 11, What to Do, My Roommate’s Mother Witnessed Us Showering Together
  12. Chapter 12, What to Do, My Roommate’s Mother Has Decided That I’ll be Her Daughter-in-Law
  13. Chapter 13, What to Do, I’m in a Hotel Room With My Roommate
  14. Chapter 14, What to Do, We Tried to Moan Louder Than The Neighbour Only to Find Out That He Was My Classmate
  15. Chapter 15, What to Do, I Had a Wet Dream In Which I Made Love With My Roommate
  16. Chapter 16, What to Do, It Seems Like the Damsel Has Saved the Hero This Time
  17. Chapter 17, What to Do, My Roommate and I Engaged in Intercrural Sex
  18. Chapter 18, What to Do, My Classmates Think That My Roommate and I Booked the Presidential Suite on the New Year’s Eve to Screw
  19. Chapter 19, What to Do, My Roommate Took the Initiative to Come to My House and See My Dad
  20. Chapter 20, What to Do, My Dad Also Encourages My Roommate and Me to Get Together
  21. Chapter 21, What to Do, My Junior Invited Me to Kiss Him on the Bridge of Sighs
  22. Chapter 22, What to Do, My Roommate and I Kissed, We Kissed, We Kissed, We Kissed
  23. Chapter 23, What to Do, In Front of My Roommate I Performed a Split
  24. Chapter 24, What to Do, My Roommate and I Watched Gay Porn Together
  25. Chapter 25, What to Do, I think I Want to Sleep With My Roommate
  26. Chapter 26, What to Do, My Roommate Says He Wants to Do Me Now!!!!
  27. Chapter 27, I Knew Asking You Guys Was Useless! I’m Getting Screwed By My Roommate Now!!!
  28. Chapter 28, What to Do, We’re Getting a Third Roommate
  29. Chapter 29, What to Do, There’s A Third Party Involved With My Roommate and Me
  30. Chapter 30, (END) - My Roommate and I Have Finally Finished Acting Out This Drama Yay Yay Yay Yay

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