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Synopsis

Shortly after his marriage, Lin Jiage was thrown out of his house.

In his quest to return home, he tried every means at his disposal, but to no avail. Eventually, he could only turn his sights to a certain Little Bun.

After listening to Lin Jiage’s proposal, Little Bun shook pinkies with him and replied in an adorable voice, “Deal!”

Thus…

On the night that Little Bun received a robot, he brought Shi Yao to a restaurant and secretly whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to eat with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received an Ultraman figurine, he brought Shi Yao to a swimming complex and whispered into Lin Jiage’s ears, “Daddy, Mommy is here to swim with you.”

On the night that Little Bun received a toy train set, he brought Shi Yao to a hotel room, gave Lin Jiage a cond*m, and whispered into his ear, “Daddy, Mommy is here to sleep with you.”

Chapters1,126

  1. Chapter 101, She Sure Can Eat (1)
  2. Chapter 102, She Sure Can Eat (2)
  3. Chapter 103, I Suddenly Realized That I’m Very Poor (1)
  4. Chapter 104, I Suddenly Realized That I’m Very Poor (2)
  5. Chapter 105, My Unparalleled and One-of-a-kind Pig (1)
  6. Chapter 106, My Unparalleled and One-of-a-kind Pig (2)
  7. Chapter 107, Are You Feeling Better From Your Cold? (1)
  8. Chapter 108, Are You Feeling Better From Your Cold? (2)
  9. Chapter 109, Resonance Between Fellow Newbies (1)
  10. Chapter 110, Resonance Between Fellow Newbies (2)
  11. Chapter 111, Spending Each Night With A Different Partner (1)
  12. Chapter 112, Spending Each Night With A Different Partner (2)
  13. Chapter 113, Flamed Beyond Recognition (1)
  14. Chapter 114, Flamed Beyond Recognition (2)
  15. Chapter 115, We Need to Eat to Have the Strength to Think of a Solution (1)
  16. Chapter 116, We Need to Eat to Have the Strength to Think of a Solution (2)
  17. Chapter 117, If I Want Him to Die, There’s No Way He Can Stay Alive (1)
  18. Chapter 118, If I Want Him to Die, There’s No Way He Can Stay Alive (2)
  19. Chapter 119, Condemn the Heavens, Condemn the Earth, and Condemn the Flamers (1)
  20. Chapter 120, Condemn the Heavens, Condemn the Earth, and Condemn the Flamers (2)
  21. Chapter 121, A Confirmation Through Our Gazes, You’re the Only Person I’ve Ever Kissed (1)
  22. Chapter 122, A Confirmation Through Our Gazes, You’re the Only Person I’ve Ever Kissed (2)
  23. Chapter 123, Please Call Me Professor, Bolded and Underlined (1)
  24. Chapter 124, Please Call Me Professor, Bolded and Underlined (2)
  25. Chapter 125, Pan-fried Dumplings Xiaolongbao Lobster Ramen Barbecue (1)
  26. Chapter 126, Pan-fried Dumplings Xiaolongbao Lobster Ramen Barbecue (2)
  27. Chapter 127, She’s Not Worth Dressing Up For (1)
  28. Chapter 128, She’s Not Worth Dressing Up For (2)
  29. Chapter 129, My Hands Kneaded the Earth Round (1)
  30. Chapter 130, My Hands Kneaded the Earth Round (2)
  31. Chapter 131, A Collapsing Wall Will Be Pushed Down By the Masses (1)
  32. Chapter 132, A Collapsing Wall Will Be Pushed Down By the Masses (2)
  33. Chapter 133, A Beautiful Offense, and A Perfect Support (1)
  34. Chapter 134, A Beautiful Offense, and A Perfect Support (2)
  35. Chapter 135, If I’m Not Lin Jiage, Am I Gejia Lin (1)
  36. Chapter 136, If I’m Not Lin Jiage, Am I Gejia Lin (2)
  37. Chapter 137, Potato Chips, Roasted Duck, Milk Tea, Ice Cream (Vanilla) (1)
  38. Chapter 138, Potato Chips, Roasted Duck, Milk Tea, Ice Cream (Vanilla) (2)
  39. Chapter 139, Soft Bun’s Affinity With Others Seems To Be A Little Too Good (1)
  40. Chapter 140, Soft Bun’s Affinity With Others Seems To Be A Little Too Good (2)
  41. Chapter 141, You Can Choose Two Bottles (1)
  42. Chapter 142, You Can Choose Two Bottles (2)
  43. Chapter 143, She’s With Me! (1)
  44. Chapter 144, She’s With Me! (2)
  45. Chapter 145, Just Who Is Soft Bun Siding With? (1)
  46. Chapter 146, Just Who Is Soft Bun Siding With? (2)
  47. Chapter 147, When a Man Casts Away His Dignity, He’s Even Scarier Than A Woman (1)
  48. Chapter 148, When a Man Casts Away His Dignity, He’s Even Scarier Than A Woman (2)
  49. Chapter 149, Peach Blossom Couple (1)
  50. Chapter 150, Peach Blossom Couple (2)
  51. Chapter 151, Where’s Your Peppa? (1)
  52. Chapter 152, Where’s Your Peppa? (2)
  53. Chapter 153, The School Owes Me a Lin Jiage (1)
  54. Chapter 154, The School Owes Me a Lin Jiage (2)
  55. Chapter 155, Unyielding Bronze (1)
  56. Chapter 156, Unyielding Bronze (2)
  57. Chapter 157, I’ll Crush Every Flower I See (1)
  58. Chapter 158, I’ll Crush Every Flower I See (2)
  59. Chapter 159, Admiring the Fruits of Victory (1)
  60. Chapter 160, Admiring the Fruits of Victory (2)
  61. Chapter 161, The Big Bad Wolf That Preys On the Little White Bunny (1)
  62. Chapter 162, The Big Bad Wolf That Preys On the Little White Bunny (2)
  63. Chapter 163, You’re the Driver, You’re the Boss (1)
  64. Chapter 164, You’re the Driver, You’re the Boss (2)
  65. Chapter 165, Buy Buy Buy! What Else To Do Since Soft Bun Likes Them? (1)
  66. Chapter 166, Buy Buy Buy! What Else To Do Since Soft Bun Likes Them? (2)
  67. Chapter 167, A Little Simpler. Why Can’t You Be A Little Simpler When You Speak? (1)
  68. Chapter 168, A Little Simpler. Why Can’t You Be A Little Simpler When You Speak? (2)
  69. Chapter 169, If We Round Off Your Height, You’ll Be Roughly The Same Size As Me, 2 Meters (1)
  70. Chapter 170, If We Round Off Your Height, You’ll Be Roughly The Same Size As Me, 2 Meters (2)
  71. Chapter 171, He Won’t Let Anyone Harm Even A Strand of Her Hair (1)
  72. Chapter 172, He Won’t Let Anyone Harm Even A Strand of Her Hair (2)
  73. Chapter 173, Soft Bun, Happy Birthday (1)
  74. Chapter 174, Soft Bun, Happy Birthday (2)
  75. Chapter 175, The Final Boss (1)
  76. Chapter 176, The Final Boss (2)
  77. Chapter 177, Who In The World Wants a Flying Kiss From You (1)
  78. Chapter 178, Who In The World Wants a Flying Kiss From You (2)
  79. Chapter 179, There’s a Limit To How Much A Person Can Brag (1)
  80. Chapter 180, There’s a Limit To How Much A Person Can Brag (2)
  81. Chapter 181, Does Your Family Sell Strawberries? (1)
  82. Chapter 182, Does Your Family Sell Strawberries? (2)
  83. Chapter 183, Little Cotton Jacket, Take Off Your Clothes (1)
  84. Chapter 184, Little Cotton Jacket, Take Off Your Clothes (2)
  85. Chapter 185, Touching a Man’s Body For the First Time (1)
  86. Chapter 186, Touching a Man’s Body For the First Time (2)
  87. Chapter 187, Is Soft Bun Actually a Little Devil? (1)
  88. Chapter 188, Is Soft Bun Actually a Little Devil? (2)
  89. Chapter 189, Scattering Dog Food (1)
  90. Chapter 190, Scattering Dog Food (2)
  91. Chapter 191, The Trunk of Bliss (1)
  92. Chapter 192, The Trunk of Bliss (2)
  93. Chapter 193, The Face Slap Came So Quickly Just Like a Tornado (1)
  94. Chapter 194, The Face Slap Came So Quickly Just Like a Tornado (2)
  95. Chapter 195, The Father of Hybrid Rice (1)
  96. Chapter 196, The Father of Hybrid Rice (2)
  97. Chapter 197, A Cultured Glutton (1)
  98. Chapter 198, A Cultured Glutton (2)
  99. Chapter 199, Poison The Emperor to Become the Reigning Empress (1)
  100. Chapter 200, Poison The Emperor to Become the Reigning Empress (2)

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