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Synopsis

System: As long as you complete five scum gong elimination missions, you can retire.

The first is a school bully at the Royal Military Academy. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you disabled.

The second is the “white cut black*” Imperial Academy Taifu. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you drop out of school.

The third is a capitalist who is extremely wealthy and holds the lifeline of the global economy. For the protagonist Shou, he will have your family go bankrupt.

The fourth is a well-known interstellar medical scientist who saves you from water and fire and cures your disabilities. But in fact he accepted you for the protagonist Shou to use as a human experiment.

The fifth is the emperor of the empire, who has the power to overturn the whole world is interested in you and wants to take advantage of you, but after falling in love with the protagonist Shou, he throws you into the cold palace…

Shan Weiyi: Alright, I see, have them come all at once.

System: ?

Shan Weiyi: I want to eliminate five at a time, understand?

System: You may not quite understand the difficulty of the retirement task. In addition to starting as a cannon fodder to eliminate the scum gongs, you also need to deal with the challenge of “the protagonist shou”. They are played by the quick transmigration commissioners holding the script of the protagonist in hand, entering the small world before you, gaining the favorability of the Scum Gong first, and will try their best to prevent you from completing the task. In other words, you not only have to face five scumbag gongs, but also five Mary Sues…

Shan Weiyi: I understand.

System: What do you understand?

Shan Weiyi: I have to fight ten.

* refers to a character who looks innocent and cute on the surface, but is actually a black-bellied boss, decisive and ruthless

Chapters79

  1. Chapter 1, It’s your body
  2. Chapter 2, Useless Knowledge Added
  3. Chapter 3, School Medical System
  4. Chapter 4, Xi Zhitong
  5. Chapter 5, The protagonist shou must fall into the water
  6. Chapter 6, Electric Prince
  7. Chapter 7, Fierce Dog
  8. Chapter 8, Wen Lu strives for favour
  9. Chapter 9, Wen Lu GG
  10. Chapter 10, Can you take pictures?
  11. Chapter 11, Scum Gong Number Three
  12. Chapter 12, Beautiful Passionate Picture
  13. Chapter 13, ALPHA GAY
  14. Chapter 14, Bai Nuo
  15. Chapter 15, My Pleasure
  16. Chapter 16, The Workers are My Brother
  17. Chapter 17, Why are you like this
  18. Chapter 18, The Awkward Prince
  19. Chapter 19, Smart Mirrors
  20. Chapter 20, Taifu is looking
  21. Chapter 21, Taifu comes out of the closet
  22. Chapter 22
  23. Chapter 23, One Family
  24. Chapter 24, Big Filial Son
  25. Chapter 25, His Meow Surprise
  26. Chapter 26, The Taifu’s Troubles
  27. Chapter 27, Ruan Yang Offline
  28. Chapter 28, The Green Prince
  29. Chapter 29, Shan Yunyun Crying
  30. Chapter 30, The Former Empress’s Secret
  31. Chapter 31, The New Leek
  32. Chapter 32, A filial son who moved heaven and earth
  33. Chapter 33, Meeting the Emperor
  34. Chapter 34, Too Petty
  35. Chapter 35, Cry
  36. Chapter 36, Foot Massage Master Xi Zhitong
  37. Chapter 37, Xi Zhitong’s Impulse
  38. Chapter 38, Green Taifu
  39. Chapter 39, Returning to the maternal home
  40. Chapter 40, The Green Prince
  41. Chapter 41, Taifu’s Bell
  42. Chapter 42, Prince: Bring My Gun!
  43. Chapter 43, Circling around
  44. Chapter 44, Murder without blood
  45. Chapter 45, The Emperor’s Probe
  46. Chapter 46, Take your Daddy
  47. Chapter 47, Move your fingers
  48. Chapter 48, Old Capitalist Dog
  49. Chapter 49, It’s Bai Nuo
  50. Chapter 50, The Death of Tang Tang
  51. Chapter 51, Behind Bai Nuo
  52. Chapter 52, Behind Shan Weiyi
  53. Chapter 53, How could I have mistaken Little Nuo?
  54. Chapter 54, When fakes are true, when the true are fake
  55. Chapter 55, Gentle and Considerate Taifu
  56. Chapter 56, Attacking the Poison Doctor
  57. Chapter 57, My Heart, Liver, Spleen, Lung, and Kidney
  58. Chapter 58, Prince, You are Ignorant
  59. Chapter 59, Taifu Dog
  60. Chapter 60, You Smell of His Perfume
  61. Chapter 61, One shot destroyed the Old Capitalist Dog
  62. Chapter 62, How to Abuse the Old Capitalist Dog
  63. Chapter 63, Jun Gengjin works his part-time job
  64. Chapter 64, Opening the “Door”
  65. Chapter 65, This Emperor has something
  66. Chapter 66, The Emperor’s Love Cycle
  67. Chapter 67, The Death of Shan Weiyi
  68. Chapter 68, Returning to the Central Hall
  69. Chapter 69, Beauty
  70. Chapter 70, Omnipresent
  71. Chapter 71, The Emperor’s Confession
  72. Chapter 72, Beauty, Prince, Imperial Taifu
  73. Chapter 73, Rebel Rebel
  74. Chapter 74, Shan Weiyi’s Conspiracy
  75. Chapter 75, Killing the emperor, killing one’s father
  76. Chapter 76, Golden Pupil
  77. Chapter 77, Even I didn’t recognize
  78. Chapter 78, Five Scum Gongs Get Crazy Jealousy For Me
  79. Chapter 79, The End

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