I Can’t Be This Protagonist
这主角我当不了
by Superman With Frozen Feelings
20 chapters15K views4.4(27)ratings
Synopsis
Yan Shuang is an old veteran of the Transmigration Bureau. Once he finishes one last book, he’ll be able to make a lump-sum withdrawal of the pension he’s accumulated across various books and live a happily retired life.
There’s good news once he enters the book — He’s the protagonist.
Bad news? — He’s the protagonist of an angsty, dog blood novel.
Before him lay five highly toxic relationship plotlines with the same shou but different gongs.
Scum Gong 1: Master-servant contract with physical and mental abuse aplenty
Scum Gong 2: Carving out one of your kidneys for the white moonlight
Scum Gong 3: Brainwashing/reconditioning shame play
Scum Gong 4: You’re nice but unfortunately not clean enough
Scum Gong 5: Save him and I can marry you
Yan Shuang: He’s eager to retire already, hurry up ba
Chapters20
Ratings & Reviews4.4 · 27
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